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Who Killed The Easter Bunny?

by Muppethead

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1.
Hot-N-Ready ($5 Pizza) 01:12
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Hot-N-Ready ($5 Pizza): Im drunk as fuck I need something to eat Im going to that place with prices that you just can't beat Pepsi and crazy bread I eat until I'm out of breath Im seeking satisfaction Im feeling sick instead Hot and ready Five dollar pizza Hot and ready Makes you sick Hot and ready Five dollar pizza Hot and ready Tastes like shit I want it all give me pizza by the foot Theres no way I'm stopping even though I know I should Deep dish with extra meat Not one, not two but eight hot wings Here comes indigestion My flatulence it stinks Hot and ready Five dollar pizza Hot and ready Makes you sick Hot and ready Five dollar pizza Hot and ready Tastes like shit
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Now I Wanna Be Alone 01:18
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Now I wanna be alone Now I’m never coming home Now I wanna go to outer space Now I wanna kill the human race
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Hey Man, Nice Set! 00:28
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Hey man, nice set! Hey man, nice set! Hey man, nice set! Woah Just kidding You suck!
4.
Johns Got Hemorrhoids 01:50
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Johnny's got a problem and it ain't going away He's crying in the bathroom almost every single day Telling everybody that it's quite a sight to see And the pain is so intense that it brings Johnny to his knees Maybe its because he's overweight Or he took it in his rear He don't care He just wants it to disappear A woahohohoh He can't wipe his ass Johns got hemorrhoids Painful to pass gas Johns got hemorrhoids There's blood in his stool Johns got hemorrhoids He don't know what to do Johns got hemorrhoids Now Johnny's scared to eat cause that'll mean he'll have to shit Never thought excessive wiping could've ever lead to this Telling everybody that its quite a sight to see Developed a new phobia of sitting on the toilet seat Maybe its because he wails and strains Or he's drinking too much beer He don't care He just wants it to disappear A woahohohoh He can't wipe his ass Johns got hemorrhoids Painful to pass gas Johns got hemorrhoids There's blood in his stool Johns got hemorrhoids He don't know what to do Johns got hemorrhoids Johnny Johnny He don't know what to do
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A Square In A Circle Pit 01:11
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Are you fucking crazy Are you out of your mind? I don't like your music And theres something in my eye My moms gonna kill me If she smells this weed Im not a punk man I just wanna sleep A square in a In a circle pit
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Who Killed The Easter Bunny? 01:57
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Who killed the easter bunny? Who killed the holiday? Who killed Jesus Christ? Does it matter anyway? Who killed the easter bunny? Who killed the holiday? Who killed Jesus Christ? Does it matter anyway? Who killed rock n roll? Who killed the president? Who's gonna take control? Who's gonna represent? It'll be someone But it won't be me Who killed the easter bunny? Who killed the holiday? Who killed Jesus Christ? Does it matter anyway? Who killed rock n roll? Who killed the president? Who's gonna take control? Who's gonna represent? It'll be someone But it won't be me It won't be me

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released August 20, 2020

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Ohio Dumbcore
EST. 2020

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